tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6024815551332835002024-02-21T00:32:43.597+07:00Anything But FunnyM Fahmi Auliahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12081431205637237404noreply@blogger.comBlogger18125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-602481555133283500.post-83892786430299251782009-02-18T11:18:00.000+07:002009-02-18T11:18:25.931+07:00Ninja Kitty<a href="http://imageshack.us/"><img alt="Image Hosted by ImageShack.us" border="0" src="http://img5.imageshack.us/img5/6751/ninjakittytw2.jpg" /></a>M Fahmi Auliahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12081431205637237404noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-602481555133283500.post-21916181375502381352009-01-30T05:27:00.002+07:002009-01-30T05:28:35.523+07:00Obama is a snack!<a href="http://imageshack.us/"><img alt="Image Hosted by ImageShack.us" border="0" src="http://img91.imageshack.us/img91/6878/obamamakananringanrv8.jpg" /></a>M Fahmi Auliahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12081431205637237404noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-602481555133283500.post-81011105136646254482008-09-25T10:35:00.000+07:002008-09-25T10:38:53.301+07:00New US$1<a href="http://img301.imageshack.us/my.php?image=new1usdm5.jpg" target="_blank"><img border="0" src="http://img301.imageshack.us/img301/8097/new1usdm5.th.jpg" /></a>M Fahmi Auliahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12081431205637237404noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-602481555133283500.post-44019433036596157982008-09-21T17:37:00.000+07:002008-09-21T17:39:53.632+07:00Don't Seat"<b>Seat</b>", gyakakak...<br />
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgA8v6O6nmVgpjp0zy8UBTOwY07eOMkZ1pnxmAqAO5-Pcm_DrFW6tjAa6SYZPScUDXu-WDOLemV6nMGTrun2ABGLZcKCE8DRT5jYuX-rTNOJjximlqUEvP6O7jiAzB95Lw8pOl9ImyabV8/s1600-h/IMG00465.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj7rUz1kwJiBSDPdLbnvf3OHb74jlrglP36pkmzxSyHp_Pty6dQSh02u40ZNV-ZLe9yxmFvk3OLPrzxk-ZcsLWbtw5zUTRgW9BTCRg9uDpFyofp3WUddjN11yEIN0Egaq2FfbcKDc5tjnQ/s320-r/IMG00465.jpg" /></a></div>M Fahmi Auliahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12081431205637237404noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-602481555133283500.post-80070853037499253672008-07-10T23:22:00.000+07:002008-07-10T23:33:00.193+07:00Exit and Keluar<div class="separator" style="text-align: center; clear: both;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEglVb9fiMBVNmFDgbSt0UQwJHy-vEnd76JWiQK80Wdo0haGouXqREyehNz9YQe8zIoGLpM0POKu9P-mGoFm-ApS_ZNNSBNfs2BuSr78ctS2i2QDMQamZe_IGNgFDZg-mbNkfTbSKaCjLhQ/s1600-h/exit&keluar.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="border: 0pt none ; background-color: transparent; margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh7TiUt8FfOD0Z3vKlQAvIHP6QY9u759yIfUVlYRuA51vUXY6kWCaL1wiskY6FioQrQZ2evGvnSwMxJKzfejIJ4SxfsjJYnTJJaw17newfuk7OalO0Q1fJCihFonkSzZTDfv8sB2EFPHZ4/s320-r/exit&keluar.jpg" style="border: 0pt none ;" /></a></div>M Fahmi Auliahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12081431205637237404noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-602481555133283500.post-17231370132728958062008-07-02T21:42:00.000+07:002008-07-02T21:47:15.999+07:00Einstein or Marilyn?This pic has 2 side.<br />
From close distance, you will see Einstein, but if you step back about 2-3 steps, you will see Marilyn.<br />
<br />
<img alt="Free Image Hosting at www.ImageShack.us" border="0" src="http://img300.imageshack.us/img300/2063/einsteinormarilynru8.jpg" />M Fahmi Auliahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12081431205637237404noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-602481555133283500.post-56389662372822475782008-06-15T11:15:00.000+07:002008-06-15T11:16:59.556+07:00Don't Be Too Romantic<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiHLv22gusOAAo8u0lmhWTCRrla3aUYBwG0ZKYBiKnVlykZgQPnaaNAc0aSGdDfNbAz7OQys-yxQF3P64YxYrttB0KoPHp37f87RKGzAxhLT8QjXJVQ80V1DezFxWYksM2qowx53q4d6Pk/s1600-h/Don't+be+too+romantic.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiHLv22gusOAAo8u0lmhWTCRrla3aUYBwG0ZKYBiKnVlykZgQPnaaNAc0aSGdDfNbAz7OQys-yxQF3P64YxYrttB0KoPHp37f87RKGzAxhLT8QjXJVQ80V1DezFxWYksM2qowx53q4d6Pk/s400/Don't+be+too+romantic.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5211957377511015506" border="0" /></a>M Fahmi Auliahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12081431205637237404noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-602481555133283500.post-45593545061933012262008-03-21T08:51:00.002+07:002008-03-21T09:04:16.727+07:00Actual call centre conversations !!!!!Customer: 'I've been ringing 0800 2100 for two days and can't get through to enquiries, can you help?'.<br />Operator: 'Where did you get that number from, sir?'.<br />Customer: 'It was on the door to the Travel Centre'.<br />Operator: 'Sir, they are our opening hours'.<br /><br />-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------<br /><br />Samsung Electronics<br /><br />Caller: 'Can you give me the telephone number for Jack?'<br />Operator: 'I'm sorry, sir, I don't understand who you are talking about'.<br />Caller: 'On page 1, section 5, of the user guide it clearly states that I need to unplug the fax machine from the AC wall socket and telephone Jack before cleaning. Now, can you give me the number for Jack?'<br />Operator: 'I think you mean the telephone point on the wall'.<br /><br />----------------------------------------------------------------------<br /><br />RAC Motoring Services<br /><br />Caller: 'Does your European Breakdown Policy cover me when I am travelling in Australia ?'<br />Operator:&nbsap; ' Doesn't the product name give you a clue?'<br /><br />----------------------------------------------------------------------<br /><br />Caller (enquiring about legal requirements while travelling in France ):<br />'If I register my car in France , do I have to change the steering wheel to the other side of the car?'<br /><br />----------------------------------------------------------------------<br /><br />Directory Enquiries<br /><br />Caller: 'I'd like the number of the Argoed Fish Bar in Cardiff please'.<br />Operator: 'I'm sorry, there's no listing. Is the spelling correct?'<br />Caller: 'Well, it used to be called the Bargoed Fish Bar but the 'B' fell off'.<br /><br />----------------------------------------------------------------------<br /><br />Then there was the caller who asked for a knitwear company in Woven.<br />Operator: 'Woven? Are you sure?'<br />Caller: 'Yes. That's what it says on the label; Woven in Scotland '.<br /><br />----------------------------------------------------------------------<br /><br />On another occasion, a man making heavy breathing sounds from a phone box told a worried operator:<br />'I haven't got a pen, so I'm steaming up the window to write the number on'.<br /><br />----------------------------------------------------------------------<br /><br />Tech Support: 'I need you to right-click on the Open Desktop'.<br />Customer: 'OK'.<br />Tech Support: 'Did you get a pop-up menu?'.<br />Customer: 'No'.<br />Tech Support: 'OK. Right-Click again. Do you see a pop-up menu?'<br />Customer: 'No'.<br />Tech Support: 'OK, sir. Can you tell me what you have done up until this point?'.<br />Customer: 'Sure. You told me to write 'click' and I wrote 'click''.<br /><br />----------------------------------------------------------------------<br /><br />Tech Support: 'OK. In the bottom left hand side of the screen, can you see the 'OK' button displayed?'<br />Customer: 'Wow. How can you see my screen from there?'<br /><br />----------------------------------------------------------------------<br /><br />Caller: 'I deleted a file from my PC last week and I have just realised that I need it. If I turn my system clock back two weeks will I have my file back again?'.<br /><br />----------------------------------------------------------------------<br /><br />There's always one. This has got to be one of the funniest things in a long time. I think this guy should have been promoted, not fired. This is a true story from the Word Perfect Helpline, which was transcribed from a recording monitoring the customer care department. Needless to say the Help Desk employee was fired; however, he/she is currently suing the Word Perfect organization for 'Termination without Cause'.<br /><br />Actual dialogue of a former WordPerfect Customer Support employee. (Now I know why they record these conversations!):<br /><br />Operator: 'Ridge Hall, computer assistance; may I help you?'<br />Caller: 'Yes, well, I'm having trouble with WordPerfect.'<br /><br />Operator: 'What sort of trouble??'<br />Caller: 'Well, I was just typing along, and all of a sudden the words went away.'<br /><br />Operator: 'Went away?'<br />Caller: 'They disappeared.'<br /><br />Operator: 'Hmm So what does your screen look like now?'<br />Caller: 'Nothing.'<br /><br />Operator: 'Nothing??'<br />Caller: 'It's blank; it won't accept anything when I type.'<br /><br />Operator: 'Are you still in WordPerfect, or did you get out??'<br />Caller: 'How do I tell?'<br /><br />Operator: 'Can you see the C: prompt on the screen??'<br />Caller: 'What's a sea-prompt?'<br /><br />Operator: 'Never mind, can you move your cursor around the screen?'<br />Caller: 'There isn't any cursor: I told you, it won't accept anything I type.'<br /><br />Operator: 'Does your monitor have a power indicator??'<br />Caller: 'What's a monitor?'<br /><br />Operator: 'It's the thing with the screen on it that looks like a TV. Does it have a little light that tells you when it's on??'<br />Caller: 'I don't know.'<br /><br />Operator: 'Well, then look on the back of the monitor and find where the power cord goes into it. Can you see that??'<br />Caller: 'Yes, I think so.'<br /><br />Operator: 'Great. Follow the cord to the plug, and tell me if it's plugged into the wall.<br />Caller: 'Yes, it is.'<br /><br />Operator: 'When you were behind the monitor, did you notice that there were two cables plugged into the back of it, not just one??'<br />Caller: 'No.'<br /><br />Operator: 'Well, there are. I need you to look back there again and find the other cable.'<br />Caller: 'Okay, here it is.'<br /><br />Operator: 'Follow it for me, and tell me if it's plugged securely into the back of your computer.'<br />Caller: 'I can't reach.'<br /><br />Operator: 'Uh huh. Well, can you see if it is??'<br />Caller: 'No.'<br /><br />Operator: 'Even if you maybe put your knee on something and lean way over??'<br />Caller: 'Oh, it's not because I don't have the right angle - it's because it's dark.'<br /><br />Operator: 'Dark??'<br />Caller: 'Yes - the office light is off, and the only light I have is coming in from the window.<br /><br />Operator: 'Well, turn on the office light then.'<br />Caller: 'I can't.'<br /><br />Operator: 'No? Why not??'<br />Caller: 'Because there's a power failure.'<br /><br />Operator: 'A power......... A power failure? Aha, Okay, we've got it licked now. Do you still have the boxes and manuals and packing stuff your computer came in??'<br />Caller: 'Well, yes, I keep them in the closet.'<br /><br />Operator: 'Good. Go get them, and unplug your system and pack it up just like it was when you got it. Then take it back to the store you bought it from.'<br />Caller: 'Really? Is it that bad?'<br /><br />Operator: 'Yes, I'm afraid it is.'<br />Caller: 'Well, all right then, I suppose. What do I tell them??'<br /><br />Operator: 'Tell them you're too f --- ing stupid to own a computer!!!!!M Fahmi Auliahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12081431205637237404noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-602481555133283500.post-58742397853701341392008-03-12T16:42:00.000+07:002008-03-12T16:42:00.899+07:00Oper ConpidenceMistyped in Indonesia<br /><img src="http://img395.imageshack.us/img395/5582/flyover1ix1.jpg" alt="Image Hosted by ImageShack.us" /><br /><img src="http://img373.imageshack.us/img373/2774/flyover2ks1.jpg" alt="Image Hosted by ImageShack.us" />M Fahmi Auliahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12081431205637237404noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-602481555133283500.post-72742147640478398002008-03-12T08:39:00.000+07:002008-03-12T08:39:02.186+07:00Hidden Affair...Ouch!<img src="http://img392.imageshack.us/img392/9594/hiddenaffair1jb8.jpg" alt="Image Hosted by ImageShack.us" /><br /><img src="http://img380.imageshack.us/img380/197/hiddenaffair2zr9.jpg" alt="Image Hosted by ImageShack.us" /><br /><img src="http://img369.imageshack.us/img369/5553/hiddenaffair3gb8.jpg" alt="Image Hosted by ImageShack.us" /><br /><img src="http://img391.imageshack.us/img391/5738/hiddenaffair4os0.jpg" alt="Image Hosted by ImageShack.us" />M Fahmi Auliahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12081431205637237404noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-602481555133283500.post-15638588740232925302008-03-11T16:38:00.000+07:002008-03-11T16:38:00.646+07:00Bill Gates' Home and Car(?)<img src="http://img371.imageshack.us/img371/1842/carvr4.jpg" alt="Image Hosted by ImageShack.us" /><br /><img src="http://img383.imageshack.us/img383/2849/officexr1.jpg" alt="Image Hosted by ImageShack.us" />M Fahmi Auliahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12081431205637237404noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-602481555133283500.post-33188021930872105302008-03-10T16:37:00.000+07:002008-03-10T16:37:00.777+07:00Board Toilet<img src="http://img366.imageshack.us/img366/592/image001ul9.jpg" alt="Image Hosted by ImageShack.us" /><br /><img src="http://img358.imageshack.us/img358/2569/image002im9.jpg" alt="Image Hosted by ImageShack.us" /><br /><img src="http://img393.imageshack.us/img393/4756/image003bs8.jpg" alt="Image Hosted by ImageShack.us" /><br /><img src="http://img398.imageshack.us/img398/3592/image004mc8.jpg" alt="Image Hosted by ImageShack.us" /><br /><img src="http://img396.imageshack.us/img396/5723/image005od2.jpg" alt="Image Hosted by ImageShack.us" /><br /><img src="http://img374.imageshack.us/img374/875/image006ae0.jpg" alt="Image Hosted by ImageShack.us" /><br /><img src="http://img395.imageshack.us/img395/6163/image007ft5.jpg" alt="Image Hosted by ImageShack.us" /><br /><img src="http://img372.imageshack.us/img372/5959/image008nj2.jpg" alt="Image Hosted by ImageShack.us" /><br /><img src="http://img357.imageshack.us/img357/7608/image009ec7.jpg" alt="Image Hosted by ImageShack.us" /><br /><img src="http://img398.imageshack.us/img398/2947/image010xn1.jpg" alt="Image Hosted by ImageShack.us" /><br /><img src="http://img358.imageshack.us/img358/3037/image011vm0.jpg" alt="Image Hosted by ImageShack.us" /><br /><img src="http://img387.imageshack.us/img387/5400/image012uu0.jpg" alt="Image Hosted by ImageShack.us" />M Fahmi Auliahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12081431205637237404noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-602481555133283500.post-86732032737856677102008-03-09T22:36:00.000+07:002008-03-09T22:36:01.250+07:00Operator Competition in Indonesia<img src="http://img385.imageshack.us/img385/5297/pic03447av6.jpg" alt="Image Hosted by ImageShack.us" />M Fahmi Auliahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12081431205637237404noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-602481555133283500.post-26827692030773149762008-03-09T16:12:00.000+07:002008-03-09T16:12:01.409+07:00Why We Need Friends?<img src="http://img117.imageshack.us/img117/3086/friendsut0.jpg" alt="Image Hosted by ImageShack.us" />M Fahmi Auliahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12081431205637237404noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-602481555133283500.post-61501028436203475502008-03-09T08:51:00.000+07:002008-03-08T14:27:40.819+07:00Man who REALLY Loves His Job<img src="http://img174.imageshack.us/img174/6640/nonamesi0.jpg" alt="Image Hosted by ImageShack.us" />M Fahmi Auliahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12081431205637237404noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-602481555133283500.post-18448586994560634762008-03-08T14:28:00.001+07:002008-03-08T14:28:47.867+07:00GWB Received A Phone Call (and FAIL)<img src="http://img118.imageshack.us/img118/9783/bushnelponwu9.jpg" alt="Image Hosted by ImageShack.us" />M Fahmi Auliahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12081431205637237404noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-602481555133283500.post-72692374569281102152008-03-08T08:50:00.000+07:002008-03-08T14:27:01.778+07:00Spiderman is....<img src="http://img201.imageshack.us/img201/6209/spidermanmi6.jpg" alt="Image Hosted by ImageShack.us" />M Fahmi Auliahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12081431205637237404noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-602481555133283500.post-82571070000555172302008-03-03T20:03:00.000+07:002008-03-03T20:04:12.493+07:00Hi There!!This is my first article. I'll put anything that funny, here...!!M Fahmi Auliahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12081431205637237404noreply@blogger.com0